Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa