Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.