What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.