How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...