Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
One. We're efficient not funny!
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Willing suspension of disbelief
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
A panda with a set of drums.
They're ape purists
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta