Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant