Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff