Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.