What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.