What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years