What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.