What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.