What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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He had to start from scratch.

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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He always throws the punch.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!