What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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He catches a buzz.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!