What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.