What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.