What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il