What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!