Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Radio Host Jokes More Radio Host Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.