Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.