What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)