What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.