How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.