How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.