How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

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What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl