How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.