How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.