What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

How about her mom?

Has she said anything