What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"