Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !