What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDo...

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly