What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants