What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!