What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.