What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Arrr make tea

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.