What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread