What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

lmayo ahh

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!