Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.