Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.