Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.