His lily died
Diamond
When you are the villain
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Row vs. Wade
Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
A: He gets Tenyear.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.