Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Freezing.
A sweet buzz!
You get stoned.
Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
Hot cross bunnies.
