What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Previous Random Joke Next

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.