What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.