Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.