What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow