What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.