What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me