How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"