How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.