How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.