What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate