What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.