Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.