Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

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What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.