What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......