What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.