Woody Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

You might also enjoy:

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!