What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.