What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.