Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.