Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.