Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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A herrocopter

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!