Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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It said Focus.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Venn Diagram Jokes More Venn Diagram Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane