Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.