Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf