Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter