Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!