What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."