Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth