Because it's covered with horsehide!
You get to grow old together.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
He tried to stirrup some interest!
A cheesy pickup line
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
The bottom of the fifth