Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.