Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.