Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.