The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
He didn't want to stake his tent.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
They both look good hanging from a tree
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
A DayGlo Dago
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
He force quit.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Attire.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
