Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.