Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met