Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex