What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.