How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.