What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.