What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.