Red, because it runs the most.
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
Cheers, mate.
From running in to trees.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
He took a short cut.