What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...