What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends .

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...