What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well