Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.