Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton