Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)